EVOLVE

I responded to a Craigslist personal ad. I had never done this before and had never even considered the possibility of doing it. As if there was some sub conscience  part of me convincing me that doing this would be seen as 'uncool' or 'pathetic.' But I thought 'Fuck it;' I didn't have anything to do today. I was lucky enough to find one that didn't make me feel like some greasy alley dweller looking for a quick fuckeroo. A girl, picture provided, cute, seemingly bored and in the same position as me, was merely looking for someone to chat with. I couldn't think of any excuse not to respond.

 

So, I responded. 

In the back of my mind I was probably hoping for this innocent looking girl to reply with something expected to come from a tortured sex maniac, but I guess today wasn't my day. She sent back what anyone would have expected, a harmless message, conversation. I was happy with this. Anonymous dialog is generally more exciting than that with someone you know. While she looked sweet and responded in a well manner, at any moment she could flip the entire conversation on its head and start off on a tangent about how humans and apes having sex leads to a new form of human/ape species. With the number of individuals of this new species increasing dramatically they would soon become a dominant cultural entity, and eventually would be so integrated into society that the present day relationship between humans and apes would be practically sideways! 

Yes, sideways, people.

It is this chance of unexpected twist that draws me into such situations. 

Therefore,

It will be from this moment onwards that I will not be such a gutless prude on the internet!

Take note!